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Socialism : You have 2 cows. The government takes them & puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You take car of ALL cows, the government gives you as much milk as you want

Facism: You have 2 cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk

Communisim: You have 2 cows. Your neighbours help take care of them and you all share the milk

Dictatorship: You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you

Militarism: You have 2 cows: the government takes both and drafts you.

Democracy: You have 2 cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk

British Democracy: You have 2 cows. You feed them sheep's brains and they go mad. The government does nothing.

European Democracy: You have 2 cows. First the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them, then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Finally it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Environmentalism: You have 2 cows, The government bans you from milking or killing them.

Totaltarianism: You have 2 cows, the government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

Surrealism: You have 2 giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

posted by Robbie Craig @ 4:40 AM